Things not to do

Never shoot bb guns inside, no matter how fun it seems at the time.
Do not switch to Jim Beam late night.
Don't assume the snake skin body suit you wore to a party when in high school still fits you.
Don't drive your car as soon as you start it in below zero weather and think your brakes will work.
Do not "get hopped up and make bad decisions"
I can only hope these htings apply to someone, and they can learn from my mistakes.